Yes sir, nothing compares 2 u. I was reading the lyrics, after listening to this for about the 7th time today, and I started wondering how many people have drunk texted this word for word at 2:30 in the morning. ‘Cause someone has, right? Like a bunch of people. And then, damn, too late, too slow, why did your boozy brain and compromised reflexes hit “send.”

– DAVE