If diving into the deep emotional waters of “Hospice” is like watching “Boys Don’t Cry” after a long, hard day, then listening to the irreverent babblings of The Presidents is like watching “Wayne’s World” after a long day of Disneyland, Slurpees, and Krispie Kremes.

i took a little nap where the roots all twist
squished a rotten peach in my fist
and dreamed about you woman
i poked my finger down inside make a little room for a ant to hide
nature’s candy in my hand or can or pie

- DAVE